Andrea: Hey

 guys, I am so excited about my new podcast, Those Who Can't Do. What's it about? Well,

Gaspare Randazzo: I stood on the desk and I was like, *sings*

Philip Lindsay: He was putting the tiniest little nipple on each of the pegs. And he just thought it was the funniest thing.

Mrs. Frazzled: Behind me. You just see a mouse, like book it across the classroom.

Devin Siebold: I was sick and I was like, throwing up in in class.

Andrea Caspari: He opens the igloo cooler and he pulls out a possum and he sticks the vacuum cleaner in him, uh, to revive him because he says he's dead.

Andrea: I guess you'll have to come to class to find out.